I am currently working with a computer I have named "Beast". Literally, it's in the cs departments name as Beast.
Technically beast is the best computer you could buy right now with an AMD Radion 6990 coupled with an Intel i7 26000k and a ton o' ram.
In reality Beast is as vicious as Beast is powerful and hates locking mechanisms. The Beast does not like to be synchronized or controlled and as such fights back the only way it can - by locking up completely.
Truly filled with a dark soul and angered by its captivity, Beast also hates restarting and takes forever to do so. No doubt biding its time. Waiting for another prime moment to initiate its grand betrayals.
Finally when it does restart and boot up again, it says it had an error and shut down unexpectedly. We both know I shut it down, but only Beast won't admit it.
-Liam
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